After much deliberation, I have decided that in the next 2-3 years, I’ll be shipping off to north america. Canada or the states, not sure which one yet, but it will happen.

Pointless statement but hey ho.

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there isn’t a fuck that i could give anyone today. fuck your ‘zomgzzzz look what i got for a superficial celebration!!!111!’. seriously, the spirit of christmas has died. and christmas isn’t even a christian celebration in the first place! the fuck tards needed to steal a pagan celebration in order to be able to celebrate it themselves. it’s winter fucking solstice, not the birth of christ. if you wana get technical, christ is a september baby. eat that.

how about we all take into consideration, the people such as myself, that are working on the oh so fabulous day. the people keeping the world go round and who aren’t seeing their family over this holiday.

eat shit.

love, ebeneezer scrooge.

That time your ex decides to tell you that she still thinks you’re beautiful and you start to miss her all over again…damn.

chloexanastasia:

Infectious Happiness of the Day: Social experiment aboard a Berlin U-Bahn train: One passenger starts laughing, ostensibly at something she sees on her smartphone. Soon, the entire car is rollicking like a bunch of carefree children.

Then, just like that, you are too.

[telegraph.]

this is the best thing ever

Genius.

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diewithmyfriends:

thefrogman:

Ninjas + Lightsabers = Nerdgasm.

If you like those things you will want to watch this. 

[thehighdefinite]

think a little bit of pee came out

That was AMAZING!