there isn’t a fuck that i could give anyone today. fuck your ‘zomgzzzz look what i got for a superficial celebration!!!111!’. seriously, the spirit of christmas has died. and christmas isn’t even a christian celebration in the first place! the fuck tards needed to steal a pagan celebration in order to be able to celebrate it themselves. it’s winter fucking solstice, not the birth of christ. if you wana get technical, christ is a september baby. eat that.

how about we all take into consideration, the people such as myself, that are working on the oh so fabulous day. the people keeping the world go round and who aren’t seeing their family over this holiday.

eat shit.

love, ebeneezer scrooge.